Sh*t My Dad Says

 Sh * t My dad says Ebook \r\n Description \r\nSh * t My dad says ebook\r\n\r\nAfter dumped by his girlfriend found 28-year-old Justin Halpern own lives at home with their seventy-three years old father. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier and even worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his father told him:\r\n

“The woman was sexy …. Out of your league? Son, let the women out why they will not screw you. Do not do it for them.”\r\n\r\n”Do people in your age know how to comb your hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and began to fuck.”\r\n\r\n”The worst thing you can be is a liar …. Okay, well, yes, is the worst thing you can be a Nazi, but then number two is a liar. Nazi one, two liars. “

\r\nFri, Over one million people now to follow Mr. Halpern philosophical thoughts on Twitter , and in this book, weaves his son, a wonderfully funny, poignant coming-of-age memoir about the best of his quote. An all-American story set in the Little League field, at Denny’s, during the painful journeys family way, and, usually, in Halpern “kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh * t My dad says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.\r\n\r\n

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